Yes and No

I received two questions today and they were both good. The answer to the first is Yes. The answer to the second is No - but - I've done something far more embarrassing . . .

1. The first question: Is this really me blogging. The answer is yes. This question used to annoy me but as one of you pointed out there are a lot of fakers out there. (I've seen one site myself) and some celebrities have other people do it for them. Which by the way is understandable. When you are Mad Famous like Tyra, Oprah or Dr. Phil you don't have the time. These people are truly moguls. Different league all together.

If I ever did get mad famous I probably would stop blogging for the same reasons but I would not let anyone blog for me. I don't think they'd do it right. I have my own style, taste and rythym. I am funny about my words. They may not be Pulitzer worthy but they're mine.

2. The next question was: Have I ever fallen when I stepped off the bench on Divorce Court. The answer is no - but, like I said, I've done something far more embarrassing. I fell TAKING the bench while in criminal court on arraignment day. That''s the day I have a whole courtroom full of people who are about to enter pleas to criminal charges.

There had to be 75 people in the room. Attorneys, Police, defendants, you name it. My bailiff said "All rise" I stepped up to take my seat and slipped and fell. Worse yet, there was this lady in the front who was a little wacky and she hollered out. "God bless you baby God Bless you.. . . " and she kept it up -wouldn't stop and security had to take her out.

So I sat down, looked up and said "Go ahead and laugh 'cause you know it was funny." The whole court room broke up!

Then I called my first case.